ONEYNG

Christopher Luke O'Neill (also known as OneyNG or simply Oney) is the head honcho of the OneyPlays Gang and was the co-host of Game Grumps show Doodle Doods with Ross O'Donovan and is most commonly known for creating the gayest cartoons of the 2000's. He's currently working on his own game named Bowlbo: The Quest for Bing Bing along with AIbino Moose Games, who also made Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion (a game he has played on the channel with Cory J. Beck and Dave Brown).

Chris has been said to be a god, therefore meaning his dick is only 936 inches. Chris is the critically acclaimed funnyman of the OneyPlays troupe and finds purpose in making Julian do the big Haha. On top of his career as the most successful Let's Player on YouTube, he is a member of the multimedia collective SleepyCabin, composed of mutual friends and associates from the flash animations website Newgrounds.

After the "death" of Ding Dong and Julian, Chris continued doing OneyPlays with his new friends Zach Hadel, Joshua Tomar, Lyle Burruss and members from SleepyCabin besides the aforementioned Zach. Ding Dong and Julian were revived and have since been on the show sometimes, but Chris still plays games with others.

He is currently the head honcho of "Chris's big juicy mangoes", a plot of multiple highland areas in California's mountainous regions. He amassed enough money for this business venture by sucking on Zach's nose while tickling his stinkies on onlyfans. While it started out as a lucrative business venture, him, Zach and Tomar have had to fend off constant cartel wars for their land and he has had to personally murder and eat the foreskins of at least 37 cartel members in front of their respective gangs in order to establish dominance, all that's known about this scenario as of now is the remaining cartel members think he's a stinky poopoo head.

Chris has died at least 7 times, but he has been brought back to life after every death against his own will, similar to DD and Julian's case. It is unknown how that is possible. He has also stated that he did not want to be brought back each time. Also, despite dying multiple times, Chris has never released his bowels postmortem. He also has a do not resuscitate order tattooed on his forehead, but no one reads it because they are too busy watching him be reincarnated by Zach and Lyle to troll him.

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